{"product_id":"tis-thee-not-me-9798217034499","title":"'Tis Thee, Not Me : A Modern Medieval Guide to Bad Dates and Worse Decisions","description":"\u003cp\u003eAn acerbic, savagely funny illustrated guide to the pitfalls of dating, in medieval and modern times, by viral sensation Clarice Tudor.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHast thou ever been ghosted by a suitor? Courted a king only to find he was a jester? Suffered the malady known as “the ick”? If so, this tome is for thee.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eInspired by artist Clarice Tudor’s viral illustrated post, “The Fart,”\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e'Tis Thee, Not Me\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eis a fresh look at evergreen topics: love, dating, and relationships, illustrated in a medieval, intricately decorated style.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAs wise as they are witty, the comics in\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e'Tis Thee, Not Me\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003etackle:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDating horror stories such as: “The Fart That Ended Mine Own Situationship” and “The Merkin”\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eRelationship advice that ranges from fairly good to truly terrible \"(The Dos and Don’ts of Revenge\" and \"The 8 Stages of E-Stalking Your Ex’s Ex\")\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA retelling of Rapunzel, featuring the array of suitors one would face today\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd more\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHilarious and relatable to all singletons of the realm, this medieval guide to modern dating is sure to turn thine frown upsidedown.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eAuthor: Clarice Tudor\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003ch4\u003eHumour\u003c\/h4\u003e\u003ch5\u003ePublished on 5 May 2026 by Random House USA Inc.\u003c\/h5\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHardback\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Clarice Tudor","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":57320802124154,"sku":"9798217034499","price":14.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0373\/4125\/files\/9798217034499.jpg?v=1790661963","url":"https:\/\/belfastbooks.co.uk\/products\/tis-thee-not-me-9798217034499","provider":"Belfast Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}