{"product_id":"how-to-survive-old-age-9781837999699","title":"How to Survive Old Age : A Hilarious Guide to Enjoying Your Golden Years","description":"\u003cp\u003eBe yourself and wear your wrinkles proudly with the help of this humorous collection of observations and illustrations on how to survive old age\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- A hilarious book of tongue-in-cheek advice to ease you through the hardships of getting older\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Packed with wonderful, humorous illustrations and amusing scenarios\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Ideal gag gift for a parent, grandparent or anyone \"getting on a bit\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFor years, you wanted to be treated like a proper adult, but now you're on a downhill slippery slope to a grand old age and you can't seem to find the brakes. You need expert survival advice, such as:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Don't call anyone under 40 \"young man\" or \"young lady\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Do remember where your glasses, keys and wallet are to avoid raised eyebrows from family members\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Don't wear a tartan rug over your knees on a car journey\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Do make an effort to learn all the songs in the top ten\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis mischievous little book will help you enjoy your latter years without worrying about what anyone else thinks. After all, the best things in life are old: vintage wines, golden oldies... You're now part of an elite club. Enjoy!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eAuthor: Mike Haskins\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003ch4\u003eCoping with old age, Humour, Gift books\u003c\/h4\u003e\u003ch5\u003ePublished on 13 Aug 2026 by Octopus Publishing Group.\u003c\/h5\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHardback\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Mike Haskins","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":57320829485434,"sku":"9781837999699","price":8.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0373\/4125\/files\/9781837999699.jpg?v=1790663253","url":"https:\/\/belfastbooks.co.uk\/products\/how-to-survive-old-age-9781837999699","provider":"Belfast Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}