{"product_id":"how-to-poo-9781529995091","title":"How to Poo : An illustrated guide","description":"\u003cp\u003eWhat's brown and sticky?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA Stick!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFeaturing infographics, illustrations and useless trivia about the history of the toilet, this hilarious guide will provide you with endless hours of entertainment while you sit on your porcelain throne.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWith a flowchart to help you work out how to remove skid marks effectively, dietary advice for the least disgusting number twos and a beginners guide to categorising your bowel movements, this is the ultimate guide to visiting the toilet!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLearn how to:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eRemove bad smells from the bathroom\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eScroll through 8 hours of TikTok while everyone else in the house waits to use the bathroom.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePerfectly balance your intake of Imodium and laxatives to optimise your pooing\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDeal with difficult moments in the toilet after drinking too many pints the night before\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSchedule your bowl movements so you can poo at work and avoid having to sit at your desk as much as possible\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eAuthor: Stephen Wildish\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003ch4\u003ePopular medicine \u0026amp; health, Trivia \u0026amp; quiz question books, Humour, Gift books\u003c\/h4\u003e\u003ch5\u003ePublished on 6 Aug 2026 by Ebury Publishing.\u003c\/h5\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHardback\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Stephen Wildish","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":57320795701626,"sku":"9781529995091","price":14.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0373\/4125\/files\/9781529995091.jpg?v=1790661801","url":"https:\/\/belfastbooks.co.uk\/products\/how-to-poo-9781529995091","provider":"Belfast Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}