{"product_id":"ha-ha-ha-haaland-9781037219313","title":"Ha-Ha-Ha Haaland : Pocket Players","description":"\u003cp\u003e'Be kind, be generous, be comprehensive. But most of all, be thankful'\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e'My full focus is on performing and getting better and to give all the fans what they want'\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e------------------------\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLocate the ball.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDestroy the net.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eGo to sleep at 8pm.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eRepeat.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYou might not be a 6-foot-4 Norwegian goal-scoring machine, but you can absolutely upgrade your operating system. From biohacking to hat tricks, this Pocket Players guide will help you channel your inner Haaland and adopt the ultimate elite mindset.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWith over 45 quotes from the Viking himself, plus praise for the footballing legend from other sporting heroes, this Pocket Players guide includes advice for how to live like Haaland and a chance to test your Erling knowledge in a quiz.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSet yourself monumental goals and absolutely destroy them, whether that’s on the pitch or just clearing your inbox, and learn how to find your zen in the middle of the chaos. This book is a masterclass in how to cut the noise, focus on your targets, and celebrate with total style.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eStay humble.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eAuthor: Bloomsbury Publishing PLC\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003ch4\u003eHumour\u003c\/h4\u003e\u003ch5\u003ePublished on 1 Oct 2026 by Bloomsbury Publishing PLC.\u003c\/h5\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHardback\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Bloomsbury Publishing PLC","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":57320781709690,"sku":"9781037219313","price":9.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0373\/4125\/files\/9781037219313.jpg?v=1790661473","url":"https:\/\/belfastbooks.co.uk\/products\/ha-ha-ha-haaland-9781037219313","provider":"Belfast Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}