{"product_id":"fairytales-for-privileged-children-9781800963870","title":"Fairytales for Privileged Children : Little Red Riding Hood Blows Her Trust Fund \u0026 Other Premium Tales","description":"\u003cp\u003e'Daniel has written a book that is literally about my petulant kids'\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e-Katherine Ryan\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA gorgeously delicious book about awful people. I never liked Hansel and Gretal, anyway!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e-Rosie Jones\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOnce upon a time, in a land far away (in fact, in an entirely different tax bracket), there lived some perfectly privileged children...\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIn Fairytales for Privileged Children: Little Red Riding Hood Blows Her Trust Fund and Other Premium Tales , author and comedian Daniel Foxx reworks classic fairytales to suit only the most comfortable of tots. Meet: Rapunzel, whose stay in a boutique tower-concept hotel is just the ticket. Aspiring gourmand Jack, who sensibly exchanges his cow for a handful of 100% organic legumes. The two ugly stepsisters, Porchetta and Frankette, whose deep-plane facelifts yield excellent results. And The Three Little Pigs, whose property portfolio is - quite frankly - booming.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWickedly funny and razor-sharp, Daniel Foxx's enchanted stories make for perfect fireside reading this Autumn - just be sure the household staff don't pinch it for themselves!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePRAISE FOR BEDTIME STORIES FOR PRIVILEGED CHILDREN\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e'If Succession was turned into a series of Ladybird books' - THE TIMES\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e'A terribly funny book from an absolutely disgraceful person' -JOE LYCETT\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e'Daniel's writing is hilarious, although it makes me worry about how I'm bringing my children up' - JOSH WIDDICOMBE\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e'Finally! Some stories to shut those little brats up who disturb me at brunch!' -TOM ALLEN\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eAuthor: Daniel Foxx\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003ch4\u003eHumour, Gift books\u003c\/h4\u003e\u003ch5\u003ePublished on 24 Sep 2026 by Octopus Publishing Group.\u003c\/h5\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHardback\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Daniel Foxx","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":57320832762234,"sku":"9781800963870","price":14.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0373\/4125\/files\/9781800963870.jpg?v=1790663435","url":"https:\/\/belfastbooks.co.uk\/products\/fairytales-for-privileged-children-9781800963870","provider":"Belfast Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}