{"product_id":"diddly-squat-the-farmer-s-dog-9781405981972","title":"Diddly Squat: The Farmer's Dog","description":"\u003cp\u003ePre-order the all-new collection of hair-raising missteps and hilarious antics on Diddly Squat Farm, from gentleman farmer and two-time Sexiest Man Alive winner, Jeremy Clarkson.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eUncooperative animals, underperforming crops, and rather less than best-laid plans pursued with unbridled enthusiasm. Clarkson’s farm is the gift that keeps on giving.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut, as one overseas visitor* admitted, he only came to Diddly Squat because he just didn’t believe that Jeremy could be so incompetent.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNot one to be discouraged, however, our hero decides to bring his misunderstood entrepreneurial flair to bear on a new venture: a pub. And just a few short weeks later, the doors open on The Farmer’s Dog .\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAll British produce, Hawkstone beer on tap, a private bar for farmers and a vintage tractor hanging from the ceiling. The perfect country pub. A welcome distraction from sustainable farming initiatives, psychedelic wheat, angry protests in central London and a headbutting goat.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhat, you may be asking, could possibly go wrong?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOn top of the lavatories packing up and the electricity running out, you mean? As the Cotwolds’ newest publican quickly discovers, there’s a lot more to landlording than pulling pints.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eJust as well, then, that he still has Lisa, Kaleb, Cheerful Charlie and Gerald to help him through. Especially now his doctor’s told him he’s got to become a vegetablist …\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e*along with the whole of the rest of China, apparently\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eAuthor: Jeremy Clarkson\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003ch4\u003eSouth West England, Autobiography: arts \u0026amp; entertainment, Memoirs, Reportage \u0026amp; collected journalism, Agriculture \u0026amp; farming, Tractors \u0026amp; farm vehicles: general interest, TV tie-in humour, Farm \u0026amp; working animals\u003c\/h4\u003e\u003ch5\u003ePublished on 21 May 2026 by Penguin Books Ltd.\u003c\/h5\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePaperback \/ softback\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Jeremy Clarkson","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":57319447560570,"sku":"9781405981972","price":10.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0373\/4125\/files\/9781405981972.jpg?v=1790628794","url":"https:\/\/belfastbooks.co.uk\/es\/products\/diddly-squat-the-farmer-s-dog-9781405981972","provider":"Belfast Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}